2/16/12 Today we are being governed by Jim Koch, a lawyer from Chicago Illinois, who has discovered the true secret of how to receive exactly what you want for your birthday. Give it to yourself. We are sure Mayor Koch will do his best to lay down the law without actually being here in Hell. Good luck on your attmept to do what so many before you have tried. We wish you one Hell of a birthday Mr Mayor, we will be talking to you soon.

2/12/12 We have had Hellions appointed to the High Office of Mayor for a Day for many reasons, birthday, anniversary, just because they deserve it… Today we are appointing Aisha Arbutine to the office of Mayor as a wedding gift, which is the first time that reason has been used. Although we prefer our Mayors to be here in Hell to handle the happenings of the day, we forgive Her Honor for not traveling from Florida to Hell. Today while Aisha and Chris are being joined in marriage, we here in Hell, will think of them fondly and wish them well as they start their life together.

1/26/12 The state of Michigan is turning 175 years old. Why not celebrate with the Hellions? Come join us for a free taste of our Down North Pasties made fresh at Hell in a Handbasket. Then continue over to Screams for a sundae featuring the tastes of Michigan. Everyone is invited whether you are from Michigan, or just wish you were. See you there!!